Nahal

I dislike children, old people and anyone relatively close to my age.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when you and ur friends agree on the same bad decisions.

[SIE @_badassiee]

it’s more peaceful when everything private.

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

your life

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

I would enjoy the nightlife if it started around 4PM and ended 2 hours later.

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

my mistakes

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

i would like even faster food

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

The excitement I used to feel about going out and partying doesn’t even come close to how I feel about going to bed before 9

[ً @sajzxa]

the audacity to think that i will be nice after being disrespected

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you."

[Trey @treydayway]

I hate when my brain isn't braining

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

The excitement I had going to a party as a teenager is the same excitement I have now when a party is cancelled.

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

had a thought

[ً @sajzxa]

'dissapointed, but not surprised' has been my biggest mood this year

[ً @sajzxa]

the best apology is changed behavior

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

gentlemen, we are gathered here today by my milkshake.

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

I love driving alone cause if the song slaps ima play it 18 times in a row