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NUFC x

[Martin @m3gamarvatron]

Sean Steur is probably the greatest midfielder of all time. Bet his dads not a fucking taxi driver, sniffing his back seats after a night shift.

[Spennymoor Town FC Fan Group @STFCFG23]

Someone’s had a poo on our bus.

Feel free to come forward and pay your £20 fine.

This is the worse thing I’ve ever smelt.

💩 🤢

[Toon Army Macedonia 🇲🇰 @ToonArmymkd]

@NUFC @MsiDouglas

[ali @Nairnoh]

Genuinely devastated. Thought he would have a statue here, and he’s joined them just to be another fly on the wall.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

“I will always be proud to have been part of this club’s journey.” 🖤🤍

We can announce that Bruno Guimarães has joined Arsenal for an undisclosed fee. He departs after making 195 appearances and scoring 31 goals for the club.

We wish Bruno and his family well for the future“I will always be proud to have been part of this club’s journey.” 🖤🤍

We can announce that Bruno Guimarães has joined Arsenal for an undisclosed fee. He departs after making 195 appearances and scoring 31 goals for the club.

We wish Bruno and his family well for the future.

[ali @Nairnoh]

@LdoubleE_87 RIP to your dad, fella. Condolences to you and yours.

[Simadoũzi 🦩🦩🦩 @tinysima]

If they did a shirtless Fabian Schär calendar it would sort the clubs PSR issues out.

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Can men with no arms donate sperm?

[ali @Nairnoh]

@NUFC @fabianschaer I’m so gay for this bloke, unapologetically

[ali @Nairnoh]

@WestHam_Central To be fair we’re fucking shit and a non league side probably would have put the same amount past us

[ali @Nairnoh]

@JoshuaFNichol Sublime

[__danmilburn__ @milburn_dan]

Proud to be running the Great North Run 2026 for the Stroke Association again! 💜🏃‍♂️

This charity means a lot to me personally, so I can’t wait to get back out there and do it all again.

Thank you for your support! 💜 #GNR2026 #StrokeAssociation

https://t.co/nJc3qxITvJ

[Max @cafcmaxx]

Thats great but why is the journalist asking for his toilet to be stolen

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Touching moment here as Trump gets to see some of the kids from Epstein Island again

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

For heamaroids

[ali @Nairnoh]

Joe rogan the fat gimp talking about Paolo Costa vs murzakanov when Rob Whittaker is delivering a mass murder to the face of Krylov. I’ve seen enough, put him to death. #UFC329

[ali @Nairnoh]

There is a god

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🚨 Excl: Everton are keen on signing Newcastle winger Jacob Murphy.
📝 The 31-year-old has just 12 months remaining on his #NUFC contract and could leave this summer.
🫡 Murphy signed for Newcastle NINE years ago and has been a brilliant player for the club.
🤔 He is one of a number of players Everton are considering, as they look to strengthen the forward line, including a return for Jack Grealish.
❌ No #EFC offer for Murphy yet, but interest is there.
✍🏼 Newcastle have signed winger Bazou Toure from Hoffenheim, but missed out on Victor Munoz to Liverpool.

[ali @Nairnoh]

@nufccowell @JacobsBen @alex_crook That’s what my understanding of tapping up was, mate. But remember, it’s a cartel club doing it so it’ll go unpunished / the definition re written or bent.

[ali @Nairnoh]

@Johnnyappltmi5 @TelegraphDucker What the fuck does that have to do with football you imbecile 😂😂😂

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

Scotland Men’s Head Coach Steve Clarke has stepped down from his role.

Our most successful National Team Head Coach has called time on his seven years in charge following our participation at the FIFA World Cup 2026.

[ali @Nairnoh]

@Marcnufc1 I’ll kill myself on a TikTok live me mate