Naive Boyfriend

You took my old condom from the trash and put it on the floor by your bed last night because you missed me?
How sweet!

[Naive Boyfriend @NaiveBF]

#SoLetMeGetThisStraight You took my old condom from the trash and put it on the floor by your bed last night cuz you missed me?

[Naive Boyfriend @NaiveBF]

Of course I don't mind if you don't give me a blowjob. I know you have that lockjaw thing. It's totally cool. #JustMyFuckingLuck