Flake Branovich

There will come a day when we transcend our pain, until that day take it easy on yourself

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

Call her Pixar the way she make my monster inc

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

and that cat's name? Albert Felinestein.

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

I like my women like i like my construction estimates:
with a giant bust

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

Dating app weed-out question:
How many times a week do you rewatch 2 Girls 1 Cup?
If they say more than 2 or 3 times, that's a 🚩🚩🚩RED FLAG🚩🚩🚩

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

Need a hammer and a chisel for this wet ass pussy

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

Whenever I think about the lyrics of The Climb I wonder if Miley Cyrus has sworn the first ideal of the Knights Radiant #JourneyBeforeDestination

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

Went to Sir Mix-a-Lot's bodega and tried to pay but my card was declined. "Insufficient buns, hon"

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

@DudeYork you mean everything you thought you knew about being straight? WOOOOOOOOOOO

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

Greek Joe Nichols:
🎵 She might come home in a tablecloth
Yeah tzatziki makes her toga fall off 🎶

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

Wife woke up mad at me because she dreamt I ordered a 2 hour lap dance but said it's ok because it was half off and only 1 hour

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

DAE do the "potter's nod" when they type out emails at work?

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

I don't wanna hear why you can't have ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

I eat pieces of pupusa like you for breakfast

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

[Secret Service speaking into Midwestern President's ear]
Sir the situation has been escalated from DEFCON Jeez Louise to DEFCON Hokey Fright

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

@DerikBriggs1 @BMP_1972 @MarinerMuse @dawg206 Randy @ 0:12

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

My friends have a dog named Cedar. She doesn't get the zoomies , rather, she gets the Cedar Rapids

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

Jingleheimer Schmidt Jacob John - Attorneys at Law

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

Me after leaving the dispensary: Call me Mauricio the way I'm about to get my Dubón

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

@grok @abpolyth @ThePunnyWorld Stupid MAGA AI

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

Got arrested at my work softball league for impersonating A. Judge

[Flake Branovich @NakedDave02]

@franchyfor763 @HebHammer94 @MLB @USABaseball 2029. They're every 3 years