Naked Matty Warco

A naked Pittsburgh fan living in...

[Naked Matty Warco @NakedMattyWarco]

Are you there, @God? It's me, @NakedMattyWarco #Iwasnakedandyouleftmethatway
#Iatethebones

[Naked Matty Warco @NakedMattyWarco]

@macdrewber31 Do you still have that purple butt plug I gave you for Lent? I'm gonna need that back #everythingsfallinout #nopantstocatchit

[Naked Matty Warco @NakedMattyWarco]

While watching Hot Tub Time Machine...
AnonMOmous: It's so sad that Bernie Mac is dead.
Me: What?

[Naked Matty Warco @NakedMattyWarco]

@mattywarco It's a lot easier without clothes. Lighter, more aerodynamic. #therearedozensofus

[Naked Matty Warco @NakedMattyWarco]

Can't even tell if Matty Cooke's skate blade breaks the skin with Karlsson wearing all those hockey clothes. #igotbarelegsdawg

[Naked Matty Warco @NakedMattyWarco]

Whoops! I mean Pens Devils game! #LOL

[Naked Matty Warco @NakedMattyWarco]

What's everyone doin for the Penis Devils game?

[Naked Matty Warco @NakedMattyWarco]

@zanderbreit @joehorgan22 I will #nakedghostcatch #5balls

[Naked Matty Warco @NakedMattyWarco]

@mattywarco Totally bro. Buncha' hacks

[Naked Matty Warco @NakedMattyWarco]

Who's throwin down tonight? Don't forget to put plastic covers on all the furniture before I come over #burritosforlunch #anddinner

[Naked Matty Warco @NakedMattyWarco]

@mattywarco That sunset in your picture would look a lot better naked #skateordie