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Love child of Toppie Smellie. Sculptor of doogans. My contempt for humanity cannot be contained in 140. My name is a misnomer. Deal with it.

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@HellpitV666 こんにちは。購入および米国への送料はいくらになりますか？よろしくお願いします。

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@RetroMoviesDB Still have it

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@sirencrave Yummy yummy yummy oatmeal.

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@KeithOlbermann @CBS An explanation is in order, Keith.

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@harvardplayer Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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@elonmusk Says the guy born in a mansion ...

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@KeithOlbermann Hawk Tuah Girl was there to raise awareness for America's Vet Dogs (https://t.co/PEjXFnYT3V), which looks to pair service dogs with vets. You of all people should appreciate that. I think an apology is in order for Tuesday. She's trying to do some good with her 15

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@SteveGelbs Might want to let Keith know that a curse word is an EPITHET. An EPITATH is what you inscribe on your tombstone.

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@TuckerCarlson Lighten up, Francis.

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@SarahSquirm SARAH, I was quickly scrolling through, and it took me a minute to realize your comment was for the picture above and not the post below.

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@SarahSquirm @mikerecine Sarah, you and your bizarro energy are the best thing about a very bland SNL right now.

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@Matt_Stepp817 There was more than a little of Jose Feliciano's '68 World Series interpretation in that performance. Beautiful job by CS.

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Or rather, the bunch tasked with cleaning up after the burglary and other "leaks" in the Nixon WH.

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@keithhernandez @SNYtv @nymets @SteveGelbs Nixon's Watergate burglars were "plumbers." Maybe that's where the "Tricky Nick" comes from.

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@Todd_Spence Shit myself, then prepare for the zombie apocalypse, seeing as the man's been dead 11 months or so.

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@JMLJMLD Just FYI, a "fanny fart" is what we in the States call a queef. It's not an ass fart. It's a pussy fart. Which, given that she was pregnant, makes a lot more sense. Congrats on that.

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@disneyplus I just got the companion book yesterday. What are Disney+'s plans for handling the fair amount of adult language in the dialog? I hope it's not going to be heavily censored.

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@NBCSportsSoccer Still fits ... kind of ... LOL

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@James_Holzhauer If you wanna know the kind of guy Joe Buck is, he bullied me & pissed in my shoes (not while I was wearing them) in 7th grade at St Louis Country Day School, so fuck that guy. That said, he's better as a Jeopardy! host than as a sportscaster, so I'm with you.

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@KeithOlbermann The Mets will be paying for the Van Wegeren hire for years. Years.