Naked Country

We are a rural countryside in England company & passionate about Unique flavoursome Chutneys and Preserves. We will be the talking point of your dinner party!!

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#whowantsone Christmas Gift Set - Boozy Jams!!

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#hugebarsofchocolate
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LOVE My #Chocgift

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Just been given this #perfectwineshirt https://t.co/3gau1gcQSZ

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What’s the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable.~Anonymous

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[ordering cake over phone] "and what would you like the cake to say?" [covers phone to ask wife] "do we want a talking cake?"

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Do one thing every day that scares you. ~Anonymous

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I once dated an apostrophe. Too possessive. #joke

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.~Anonymous

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There's two muffins in the oven. One says "Man! Its burning up in here!" The other one says "Oh my god! A talking Muffin!!!" #funny

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If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough. ~Albert Einstein

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My son is so lazy he won’t empty the trash in the computer recycle bin! #joke

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No masterpiece was ever created by a lazy artist.~ Anonymous

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Boy: My Father's name is Laughing and my mother name is Smiling. Teacher: You Must be Kidding.. Boy: No, that's my brother I am Joking

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Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. ~John D. Rockefeller

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How do you organize a fantastic space party? Youplanet #funny

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When you stop chasing the wrong things you give the right things a chance to catch you.~Lolly Daskal

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There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats.

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The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. ~Anonymous

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I can’t stand jokes about German sausages. They really are the wurst. #funny

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What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise.~ Oscar Wilde

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Q: Who is the son of the sea? A: The "season". #joke