MERCY

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

they shortened it to chad

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Corporate jobs are 95% saying “sounds good” to things that sound awful

[Manzi @ClixWell]

“A way forward.”

[Dauditor ACA @rand0muser98]

experience is the best teacher.

[lolu lols°♧🧚‍♀️ @shesamale]

once you work a 9-5, you’ll know why 😔😩

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[Nwanyi Oma✨️ @_wamwea]

People speak on KE artists with a certain scorn/madharau in the name of not knowing them or hearing of them & when they make themselves known it is still a problem? Hayi guys😭

[(Main)FUTURE1369 @phinrapture]

When you don’t drink and smoke but have a lot going on

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

“My cotton field is better than yours 😂”

[Mohamed Komora @mohamedkomz]

Oh dear 💔 we should NEVER joke about this. EVER.

[Pretiosa periculis @GacheriNdumba]

Tumechoka na discourse.

Kama hutaki watoto usizae.

Kama unataka watoto zaa.

Kama unataka na huwezi pata pole na nitakuombea.

Kama hutaki na umepata pole na nitakuombea.

[Kamau @josephkamau_]

The plaintiff was quietly seated in the matatu ~ @Mr_Guantai

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

"The Plaintiff was carefully and lawfully riding his bicycle along Oloitoktok Road...."

[Kelvin Ogola Opere 🇰🇪 @kelvinopere1]

Clients come and go. The profession stays.

[Stacyy @itsnyambuu_]

Mimi kama mtaka yote nitapata yote!

[Yusra A. @YusrAbdullahi]

This film looks like it is going to have that generic African accent that can’t be traced anywhere on the continent 😭😭

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Pleaaaaaaassseeeeee!!! I am begging! Use CANVA templates for your flyers! I cant take it anymore 😭

[Lebo💋 @RelebogileeM]

The fatherly urge to abandon everyone and start a new life .