@The7Line@The7LineArmy I traveled 3,000 miles to see the Mets lose to the Dodgers, but I proposed to the love of my life, so I guess this weekend was a wash 😜
@colummmna Literally though everyone is always like "oh I got my bunker prepared for when the nukes start flying" and I'm like the second I know where it's gonna hit I'm heading right there with my beach chair
This from the guy who just allowed his @NYC_DOT to kill a busway along the 2nd busiest bus route in the entire city because a few drivers complained. Get outta here, Adams.
My wife at a hockey game: "ah it's finally the third trimester"
My MIL: "They're not trimesters, they're periods."
My wife: "oh so the opposite of a trimester"