Zebra Nolan

Accrington - 35 - I Touch Emu Necks

[Jacqueline @jacqievains]

I wanna be a good girl for Daddy...
https://t.co/bOCdgdn1DH

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Here’s a high-engagement version that keeps it simple and makes the no Gamdom requirement obvious:

$2,500 GIVEAWAY 💰

When I get back on Twitter later today, I’m personally sending ONE person $2,500 — ANY form of payment you want.

No Gamdom.
No code.
No deposit.
Nothing.

Just LIKE + RT this tweet.

That’s it! And if u can watch my YT video:)

I’ll pick someone later today. GOOD LUCK ❤️

[Zebra Nolan @NalonV]

@alrightfans Never seen anything like it. Horrific

[Pedro 0% Neutro🇧🇷🇮🇱 🔰📢 @pedroatpeixoto]

🚨 VEJA: Homem agrediu idoso com barra de ferro e é atacado por cão enorme. O valentão achou que o coroa tava indefeso e não contava com a astúcia do pet do senhor, que era um dinossauro disfarçado de cachorro. Faltou astúcia pro agressor, sobrou dente no lombo. 🦴💥

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Dog goes viral after accidentally adopting himself at a stoplight.

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

😂 This Harry Hill’s TV Burp clip on “Muslim Driving School” is brilliant.

Harry mercilessly takes the mickey out of the entire premise and a few Muslim traditions while he’s at it.

First he zeros in on an 18-year-old, born and bred British girl who was married off in an arranged marriage to a man her parents chose in Pakistan.

Harry, completely deadpan:

“Hmm… the arranged marriage. How’s it going?”

Cut straight to the narrator:

“As an 18-year-old divorcee…”

😭 The audience loses it. Harry just pulls that classic awkward face and goes, “Sorry to hear that. Oh well… plenty more fish in the sea.”

Then later, with a different woman whose husband is “very confident” she’ll pass her test, Harry gets ready to crack open the champagne… only to be disappointed when she fails, but quickly adds:”

“It’s non-alcoholic… yeah, I’m sensitive.” 😂

Little polite jab at Muslims and alcohol. Nothing vicious, just lighthearted teasing.

This was mainstream television. ITV. Peak-time. And there was no outrage. People took it exactly as it was meant: good-natured, sharp British jesting.

That was just over a decade ago.

No way on earth you’d see a clip like this on mainstream TV today.

Times really have changed… and not for the better when it comes to being allowed to laugh at things.

Bring back TV Burp!

[Paz is Right @BritisherPaz49]

This is how you deal with them

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

I think that was part of his act

[Kenzie @jovieeqz]

Joe Lycett’s savage troll of a drunk hater who forgot his work signature 😂 Absolute legend.

[Zebra Nolan @NalonV]

@Iromg hows ya concrete growing business goin pal

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

🤣🤣🤣

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A grandma celebrating the birthday of her dog.

The dog didn’t even look at the food, the eyes were all on grandma.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

How did nobody realise Maradona was playing while high?

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

The boy that was thrown into the crocodile enclosure, has so far had 7 operations and still may have limbs amputated 😔

[Mizz Moody 🌪🌪 🏴‍☠️ @overit_miss]

Lmao 🤣

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

An easy trick to convince your dog to take a medicine

[Tony Soprano @BigT_soprano]

hes fuckin ace him

[Batu @yetkisizherif]

yavrularının karnı doyduğu için mutlu olan köpeğin minnettarlıkla gülümsemesi aşırı sevimli

[AutisticClips @AutisticClip]

Alex Jones making fun of Sneako and Islam is genuinely the funniest thing on the internet right now