Namaqoool

Thodi humdard, zyada sardard

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I, personally, have learnt that I should not get married, like ever.

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What's one thing you've learnt from your parents about marriage?

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Agar Delhi ki garmi ko gaali de rhe ho toh zinda ho tum, aur isse kuch fark nahi padta hai toh dead (inside) ho tum

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Worst people to have around: victim mentality peeps

Am I right or am I right?

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There's something really poetic about how CJP's eligibility criteria (except unemployment) is a mirror of BJP in real life.

- they are lazy (literally do nothing)
- chronically online (to remove any video that's against their idea)
- ability to rant professionally (pro max)

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Ek duet ka male/female dono part khud gaa leti hu, kahin mai Mauja hi Mauja ki Kareena toh nahi 😭

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To all the divas in public transport, I totally support you standing like a model but aapki kohni ne mere pait mein almost chhed kar diya hai 😭

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Need to learn kannada

Because the delhite in me wants to know what they're saying when there's a kalesh in the bus.

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Girlies, you think you're close to your mothers now that you're an adult?

Pick a fight with your brother

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Aaj Rs. 9 ka nahi, Rs. 19 ka dhania aaega 🙂‍↕️

(Salary aa gyi hai)

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"US kya kehta tha....."

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Caption this :

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I'll never understand how men just remember roads like it's nothing

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You've not known gareebi until meesho also starts to feel out of budget for you

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Guys will spend money on everything except their girls

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@kocharpulkit To jio: Abey ambani, ek danda bhi kyu diya, ye bhi hata de 🤬

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@grok before grok was even a thing

[Madhav us @maddiesays3]

if you remember her your childhood was awesome

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Agar mai heal ho gayi toh unfunny ho jaugi, bas islye therapy nahi leti hu mai

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My favourite workout is running from my responsibilities.

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How do my parents go from reminiscing about their young days to abusing each other's khandan in 2 minutes?

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Laut aao Amazon 1 day delivery wale din

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post on r/india talking about the behind the scenes of blinkit/zepto