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#LGM

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I have curated a top 10 list of the best commercial jingles of all time. A thread:

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Do you tip uber drivers

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If you microwave fish in the office you should be put down like an old dog

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Once in a while you get too locked in and realize youve listened to 75% of the song closing time when you Spotify is on shuffle.

Gotta accept the loss and move on

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@crosstown_line Special kind of moron, huh

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Id like to be in the room when car manufacturers select the noise cars play when you forget to buckle up when you start driving.

Wonder if there are competitions between engineers on who can create the most annoying buckle up noise

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

I literally click around Google Maps for like 4 hours a day. I might be retarded.

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Horses dont stop

The keep goin

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Not to sounds corny but this is the type of shit police officers get no credit for. Responding to calls and having absolutely no idea that the house could explode or worse

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Gorillas Chimps and Orangutans need representation in the United Nations

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Lindors average in April as a Met is .227. Just horrendous production every start of of the year

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He brought dozens (and the organization overall hundreds) of lawsuits against corporations and municipalities for illegal discharges. Including actions against companies like Anaconda Wire and Cable, Mobil Oil, and others dumping toxins. These cases secured fines, forced cleanups, and helped make stretches of the river more fishable and clean.

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@George16532838 @Bogs4NY How did he end up

[Todd Jones 🦊 @toddrjones]

Here are some ways in which the world has gotten better.

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@elonmusk Probably more of a function of a shift in post-covid entertainment consumption and AI.

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@DrewSav My goodness this is dumb

[Don The Guy @DonTheGuy7]

Bro doesn’t even ask for a Zyn anymore. Just looks at you like this #tigerwoods

[New York Post @nypost]

83-year-old veteran randomly shoved onto NYC subway tracks dies from injuries, illegal migrant charged with murder https://t.co/NrNzQsEgBK

[Mr. K F - Never Give Up 🇮🇪 @Maximil86429959]

Can anybody please explain to me like I'm an 8-year-old what the Irish people have done to deserve the very real potential of becoming a minority in their only rightful homeland?🇮🇪

The Irish never had an empire. The Irish went through hell for centuries - so WTF is going on?👇👇