Professional simp.
Lost my first account.
Wishing I was one of those guys in my banner rn. Also, I have crippling social anxiety so I probably won't respond.
The Lego skywalker saga is so ass bro I wouldn't download that shit for free. I might just ask them to take it from my acount for no refund bro I don't want it.
Got my refund ticket denied on @Steam for a dogshit game that I played for 25 mins because it's been 2 week already. Do you think if I make a second one begging they might pass it? I don't even want a full refund bro, 1.50$ is all I want so I can get Dishonored.
Dude something horrible is about to happen to me. Everything is a little too good right now. My two favorite vtubers just redoubt and my favorite music artist dropped the best song he's ever made. I'm about to get cancer or some shit man, striked by lightning type shit.
Like, you aren't the main character broski, that's a giant wall of steel being proppeled by explosions with some random person deciding whether or not to break every bone in your body at the press of a button.
I think if your willing to stand in front of a car, especially in a situation you know is making the driver nervous, your retarded. And in any situation other than the driver going out of their way to hit you, getting run over is deserved.
@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.
Dodged all the Dispatch spoilers to finally play the game and I decided to let Coup go because Sonars my day one and I hope that doesn't have any repercussions.
I was born in 1961 too.
And this version of the past is a myth.
Kids did have food allergies we just didn’t have the science to name them.
I lost a brother before he was two because medicine didn’t yet understand what allergy killed him.
Trans kids didn’t “not exist.”
They hid. They were shamed. Many never survived adolescence.
Violence didn’t start with social media.
Bullying, racism, misogyny, and abuse were simply normalized and ignored.
Families didn’t stay together because things were better
they stayed together because women and children had fewer choices.
And no, it wasn’t just “Merry Christmas.”
We said Happy Holidays. Season’s Greetings. Yuletide.
Nobody lost their mind. Nobody felt threatened. We just… lived.
I rode buses and subways too
they weren’t magically safer.
We just didn’t talk about what happened on them.
What really changed wasn’t people.
It was visibility.
Data replaced denial.
Voices replaced silence.
And accountability replaced nostalgia.
The past wasn’t safer.
It was quieter because suffering had nowhere to go.
I don’t want a time machine.
I want a future where we stop confusing silence with peace.
Stop being such a boomer.
Christmas got me thining about my life and I worry for my inevitable therapist. Like, how do I explain that I got so bored at one point in life that I considered suicide.
Do you know the thing that some people can do that "unfocuses" their vison? I figured out exactly how I do it myself and it turns out that I'm nearsighted in one eye and am just switching the main eye I use to process images.
I constantly think about the fact I should not have passed school at all. I hace a horrible memory but still hit my teacher with "I DO NOT NOT STUDY, I DO NOT TAKE NOTES. I RAWDOG THE TEST AND IF I FAIL I KILL MYSELF" and I actually passed.