I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE THIS DOCUMENT. I REALLY DIDN'T. BUT AFTER YEARS OF SILENCE, MANIPULATION, GASLIGHTING, AND SIX-FINGERED PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE, I THINK IT'S TIME THE PUBLIC LEARNED THE TRUTH ABOUT STANFORD PINES.
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DO I DARE OPEN A STRAWPAGE AGAIN…?
I KNOW, I KNOW. YOU ALL DESPERATELY NEED MORE OF ME IN YOUR LIVES. IT’S A SERIOUS CONDITION.
AND LIKE EVERY TWITTER USER WHO’S FINALLY SCRAPED THE BOTTOM OF THE CONTENT BARREL… I’M CONSIDERING A STRAWPAGE!
SHOULD I? WOULD I? COULD I? I?
HAPPY SPOOOOKTOBER, TWITTER! 🎃👁️ MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR! NOTHING BEATS SCARING THE PINE TWINS SO BADLY THEY ACCIDENTALLY MANIFEST A SEASON 3! HAHAHA!
…WHATS SO FUNNY?