Stephen Bond

A would-be has-been.

[Stephen Bond @NameshBond]

You know, one of these day I'll remember that I have a Twitter. And a Facebook. And a Snapchat. And Google+.

[Colin McGHOULin @colinthecrabb]

Get outta here Odysseus. We're eating the sun-god's cattle and you don't want none of this shit

[Stephen Bond @NameshBond]

@CosmonautMarcus Same building from the end of Highlander, too

[Malu Merchant @MaluMerchantV2]

This is how it feels to worldbuild

[OSINT Gorilla @GorillaOSINT]

CIA officer arriving at tesla HQ

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

now that we’ll be mired in AI garbage forever more the artistry that went into every part of this han solo song and scene for the star wars dance game makes it even more beautiful, even more precious

[Parody/Spooky👻/Satire Clips @NoContextSpoof]

"Get out of here Dewey! We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit!"

[Stephen Bond @NameshBond]

The usual horde of Wikipedia editors rushing to edit "is" to "was" really let me down today

[sam. @suddenxfear]

the quiet man (1952) / john ford

[Silent Movie GIFs @silentmoviegifs]

Movies that take place at roughly the same time

[Sammie-Doo, Where Are You! @srkdall]

The most beautiful part of dining at Bob’s Big Boy was our waitress not knowing who died and why everyone was ordering shakes and when we showed her David Lynch’s picture she got so sad and said “Him? He was the nicest customer, came in and ordered the same thing everyday.” (1/2)

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

[Stephen Bond @NameshBond]

@abnormalstarr Even better, ask for an Arcana check in an otherwise perfectly innocuous place and watch them descend into their own personal Apocalypse Now for the next 3 hours

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Searchers (1956) dir. John Ford

[🌱John Hyphen🚲 @JohnHyphen]

not even close

[Stephen Bond @NameshBond]

[at a party, taking a drag off a cigarette:] Yeah, lately I've been listening to everything humanity's ever recorded in chronological order. So far I'm up to Marika Papagika