Nan in a Pram

Half man, half nan, lives in a pram.

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Zeus Zigars: We Are The Machines https://t.co/m6jl7Rpwpp via @YouTube

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Blue Flame by Zeus Zigars https://t.co/wj0GsUeDOF via @YouTube

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Sweet Dreams on a Feather by Zeus Zigars https://t.co/tq88F9gsRD via @YouTube

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Ghost Riding My Soul by Zeus Zigars. https://t.co/vjML7ClUwE via @YouTube

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Me, using iTunes, awaiting for it to finish ‘reading photos from iPhone photos’

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@PaulJamesOakley @BBCr4today I've never boxed before, but i'm about to get in the ring with Anthony Joshua. #bringit

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Wow. Sounds like you're out partying... #madeupmarathonfacts

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#badreasonstocallthepolice
"I've locked myself in, a stranger's house."

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#Russiaclaims Britain 'directly involved' with the extinction of dinosaurs.

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Well done Champ! If i was you i'd give that ref the cold shoulder...

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Schindler's Quiff #filmswithhaircuts

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Pat Panther #girlsnamefilms

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@RochdaleHerald KFC reply "Let's keep the shit chicken out of this."

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@RochdaleHerald Shareholders reply "But it's not good stuff?"

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@RochdaleHerald KFC announce to shareholders that this is their "Best ever year for announcing stuff."

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So, where do you stand on infidel policy? #awkwardspeeddatingquestions

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@zesty_leftwing They are both thinking ('Is that a wig?').

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@mocent0 "Momentum’s founder, Jon Lansman, and the MP Jon Trickett..."
What -'Jon'? It's 'John'! These couple of Charlies have gotta be fuckin cockneys, dropping their fuckin first name H's all over the fuckin place. They're a disgrace to the 'uman race.

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#SoundsLikeFridayNight
From the eighties.

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Cot Death Wish 5 #makeafilmchildish
(Oh dear, my apologies, that won't be retweeted)