King

(Un)professionally funny at Illegal Size Paper Productions.

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

@EliseAnmchara Oh, shit! I'm a Gemini Moon. I'm going to say my entire family!

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

@FPNYC Happy Birthday to us as well as fellow geeks/nerds, Conan O'Brien, and David Tennant!

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

@EliseAnmchara The Exorcist.

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

Also, check your #JetBlue outlet underneath your seat because mine didn't work. It sucked to not be able to use it to charge my phone but at least there were no cabin pressure or other major issues.

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

Fortunately, the #JetBlue landed fine but it was still hell as we were told we were flying on a new plane at the next gate but ended up departing on yet another plane from the gate we originally flew out of about 4 hours later from our original departure.

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

After all the news #Boewing (https://t.co/GkHzVfRmQP) and #AlaskaAirlines has had recently, it was scary to be on a #JetBlue flight from #JFK to #LAX be turned around 25 minutes into the flight due to #cabinpressure.

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

@Edzo16 It's called your funny bone because the name of one of the bones that makes up your arm is called the humerus. That makes it humorous to people who like puns. Do you like puns? Let's go Rangers!

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

@BrianBoucher33 It's called your funny bone because one of the bones that makes up the arm is called the humerus. It makes it punny and humorous. Let's Go Rangers! I love Wayne Gretzky and Hank!

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

@EliseAnmchara I am totally flummoxed by this tweet! 😆

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

@RoyaltyCanadian That was hilarious! What a great promo! I hope she calls her Lightning Daffodil more.

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

How many people are watching the Soup Bowl? Are you hoping the San Francisco 69ers will score the most or are you rooting for the Taylor Swift City Chefs? I think it's so cool that they're giving the Ushers a chance to perform. I guess they need the extra pay. It #SuperBowlLVIII

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

@EliseAnmchara Pants off, face down?

[𝙼𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝙳𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚢 @TheMeganDuffy]

WE HAVE A DEAL https://t.co/COSA9Y6ecp

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

Check out the David Bowie Shopping Spree Sweepstakes! https://t.co/6JjZDVC08V

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

I unlocked $33 Rush tickets for Alex Edelman on @TodayTix! https://t.co/vdfhtrvB4U

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

If you're Asian, go see Joy Ride. If you're not Asian and into raunchy comedies, go see Joy Ride.
https://t.co/rlxC2oBvLe
#JoyRideMovie #Asians

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

@EliseAnmchara I had the hono(u)r of meeting her once. She was kinder and sweeter than I could have ever imagined. In return, I helped be a roadie for a night and load a friend's equipment into her car. 😆

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

@EliseAnmchara @TimRobbins1 I will have to check it out. Or maybe not! I'll wait for the right mood.

[King @NancyBoyNYC]

@EliseAnmchara @TimRobbins1 Boxing Helena will blow your mind within minutes.