I’m very excited to announce that I pulled off an entire exit row to myself and have built the quintuplet box thanks to the beautiful invention of Starlink
things you should outgrow by the time you turn 25:
- parking at the pump
- saying "slay" unironically
- calling your dad to ask what kind of oil to put in your car
- ketchup on eggs
- skim milk
- not knowing the difference between affect and effect
spongebob squarepants