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@NicoleH8798 @TMZ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@SportsContent23 The second time THIS season he’s done this - he’s a punk. 95 is, too

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@chrisrtineenri1 He is the bad guy

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@penguinusa Physical!

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@PapaJohns look at this ugly pizza! It also was the wrong order sent to me last night. Yuck!!! I never got my correct order and had to order more food from @dominos. They sent the right order and I know if it was wrong they would have at least fixed it.

[The Wine Wankers 🍾🤛🎉🥂 @winewankers]

A good guide to #wine serving temps! Personally, I like my whites a couple of degrees warmer nowadays. What do you think?

[Meg St-Esprit @MegStEsprit]

As my 10yo got his @pfizer vaccine tonight he was nervous but kept whispering his (high risk) best friend’s name over and over. And I have zero regrets that my kid was scared and yet did something out of love for another person anyways.

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@KarenKilgariff Season 2 Love on the Spectrum comes out on Tuesday!! #feelgood #LoveOnTheSpectrum

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@Delta I’m on hold with customer service with a pretty simple yet time sensitive question and my wait time is SEVEN HOURS! Can someone help?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

HEARTBREAKING: One Texas resident had to travel over 1700 miles to find heat, water, and electricity.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If I were ever abducted by aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where fellow aliens also deny science.

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Lol for some reason this made me think of you @MyFavMurder Georgia @KarenKilgariff

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

It's reassuring to know that between all the golfing, watching TV, making up mean-girl nicknames for political rivals, botching the response to the Covid pandemic while being the most incompetent #POTUS ever, he still finds time to be petty & vindictive. #TremendousMultiTasker

[Austin Police Department @Austin_Police]

We are currently working a suspicious death in the 6300 block of E Riverside Dr. Media staging area is church parking lot at Kasper St and Montopolis. A PIO is en route. PIO6

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She can’t believe this guy! @StephenAtHome @colbertlateshow #whoseboat #teachthemyoung #thisiswhywevote

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@hqtrivia Playing #HQTrivia while in labor! #whatcontractions #HQYear1 Did someone say pizza? 😍🍕

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

I’m okay with a US Space Force. But what we need most is a Truth Force — one that defends against all enemies of accurate information, both foreign & domestic.

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

.@realDonaldTrump, I repeat once again: Mexico is NOT paying for your #FuckingWall. You want it? you pay for it. Why waste American people’s money? Having so many more priorities: education, health, infrastructure and a good relationship with both of your neighbors. https://t.co/diSKkFC0gg

[Inactive @injuryexpert]

The death of expertise is now complete. https://t.co/GK8YgO2yaF