Nancy Jo Perdue

Comedian, comedy writer, metaphysics student

[Nancy Jo Perdue @NancyJoPerdue]

I was chatting with an animal communicator in a writer’s group. She said she wants “to write a book straight from the horse’s mouth” and she wanted to know what I thought. I said: “Please, please do! I’m tired of reading self-published books written by the horse’s ass!”

[Nancy Jo Perdue @NancyJoPerdue]

I want a blanket like this if anyone wants to send me a gift.

[Miahdogtags @miahdogtags]

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[Nancy Jo Perdue @NancyJoPerdue]

May is National Barbecue Month. In Texas, we add an extra syllable to the secret sauce so the month will last through June.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Love.. 😊

[Nancy Jo Perdue @NancyJoPerdue]

I’d splurge in a brick-and-mortar independent bookstore.

[Nancy Jo Perdue @NancyJoPerdue]

@kelly_carlin Garrett Morris as a therapist.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Wait for it.. 😂

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

cat skating in the mall

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

79-year-old diver and this fish have been best friends for 30 years after he nursed her back to health.

[Nancy Jo Perdue @NancyJoPerdue]

Did the Employee-of-the-Month attempt a work slowdown that crawled to a full-blown work stoppage? It’s a fair question.

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What happens when the Employee of the Month calls in sick. . .

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Yeah!🌟💖

[cccinema 🖤 @Realcccinema]

You know what’s sustainable? Being yourself. 💯

[Nancy Jo Perdue @NancyJoPerdue]

La Bamba in Russian sounds strange.

[Nancy Jo Perdue @NancyJoPerdue]

Everywhere includes the number of candles on my next birthday cake. Yep! I look kinda old for 33. So maybe, I’ll raise my age by 33 because for 103, I look marvelous, amazing and stunning.

[cccinema 🖤 @Realcccinema]

33 is a Masonic number and once you know that you’ll start to see it everywhere.

[Nancy Jo Perdue @NancyJoPerdue]

I met this guy at the chiropractor’s. If he’s there next I am, I believe I will invite him to lunch!

[Nancy Jo Perdue @NancyJoPerdue]

I believe this.

[Dana Vachon @danavachon]

Civilizations clash in the Middle East. Cultures, as well. This is what civilizations and cultures do. Only in coastal Late America is anyone rich enough to entertain the fantasy that they don't. Grow up.

[Nancy Jo Perdue @NancyJoPerdue]

It was paramount that we were at Paramount Pictures when we walked to encourage all people to take back their power and say “No,” to greedy capitalists so they can say “Yes” to themselves - no matter what kind of job they have.

[Nancy Jo Perdue @NancyJoPerdue]

Or don’t laugh! Laughter lowers blood pressure and releases endorphins.

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Oprah! I think she could pull strings and get us reservations any where!