Nancy Johnson

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear! #WeatherPersonsDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

Is chicken soup good for your health? Not if you’re the chicken. #HomemadeSoupDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

Who is married to my mean uncle? My croissant. #CroissantDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What is the #1 job requirement to work in a bubble wrap factory? Self-control! #BubbleWrapDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What do you call ten kazoos at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. #KazooDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

Where do peanuts get their energy? A Shell station. #PeanutButterDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

Why did the cherry pie and apple pie break up? They were having crust issues! #PieDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What does a card dealer call a stack of polka dots? Polka chips! #PolkaDotDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What do you call a squirrel who is in charge of a bank? A branch manager. #SquirrelAppreciationDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What do you call a cheese that comes in a big wheel? Frisbrie! #CheeseLoversDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

Why do ice cream cones think popsicles are so snobby? They have a stick up their butt. #StrawberryIceCreamDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What did the pastrami say when it won the sandwich contest? “I’m on a roll!” #HotPastramiSandwichDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon. #StaticElectricityDay #NancyTellsAJoke @VW

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What do you call a fairy that doesn’t bathe regularly? Stinkerbell! #BubbleBathDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

Why do children like to ask a bobblehead if they can have ice cream for dinner? Because they are very agreeable! #BobbleheadDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What do you get when you eat beans with onions? Teargas! #BeanDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What happens when you drink too much eggnog? You start singing kara-yolkie! #Christmas2024 #EggNogDay #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What states have the most singers on Christmas Eve? The Carol-inas! #Christmas2024 #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What do you call someone afraid of Santa? A Claus-trophobic. #Christmas2024 #NancyTellsAJoke

[Nancy Johnson @NancyJohnson937]

What is Santa's helpers' favorite convenience store? 7-Elelfen! #Christmas2024 #NancyTellsAJoke