Hi. I’m a white, male, heterosexual, conservative, gun ownin’, truck drivin’, beer drinkin’, patriotic American who supporters good police officers. How else can I offend you today? 🇺🇸🇺🇸
In America at 18 you:
Can: buy a gun, put yourself into thousands of dollars in debt by student loans, move out, serve your country, shoot porn, decide your career and your life path
Can’t: buy beer or cigarettes until you’re 21
I grew up in a house that wasn’t child proof, rode in the bed of pickup trucks, ate home cooked meals, didn’t wear a seatbelt, rode a bike with no helmet, didn’t have a safe space, and drank water from the hose. And you know what? I survived. Merica.
as a midwesterner, fall is the superior season. shorts and hoodie weather is a very spiritual time when we are thriving. living our best life, if you will.