Hannah Alice Patterson

Actress + Aunt w/ Autoimmune diseases.

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

100% of the times I say “I’m speechless,” I IMMEDIATELY follow it up with all of the things I have to say.

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

“Good thing I ate some of that Ben and Jerry’s last night. Otherwise I would eat a whole pint today.”

[Chelsea @tequilaturkey]

I know gas is expensive. But have you bought a greeting card recently? I spent $8.

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

If you’re wondering, the day the airlines announce they’re lifting mask mandates is probably not the exact moment to try and book a flight 📈📈📈

[William Shakespeare @Wwm_Shakespeare]

A hit, a very palpable hit.

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

I don’t want to even count the number of times this week that my watch has told me to breathe. 🤣🤣🤣

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

Unpopular opinion but I love seeing what everyone listened to on Spotify this year 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

I’m just… I’m so excited about this new hand soap.

[Maggie @BigUnionMags]

This one got me 😭💀

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

House hunting is like dating, only there’s no one cute buying me food while I suffer and wait to find the right one that likes me back.

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

Every acting class has one older lady knitting in the front row, and no one talks about it.

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

As a person who doesn’t care about soccer—nor do I have any strong opinion on Italy or England—that was the most stressful 4 minutes of my life.

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

hearing Britney whisper "it's not technical difficulties" on this live stream after the court agent said, "we're having technical difficulties" was CHILLING

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

When my Apple Watch tells me it’s time to stand, I usually get up and walk to the kitchen to get a handful of sour patch kids. #fitness

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

So this time Michigan heard me. 🎉

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

I’m just gunna go ahead and retweet myself from four years ago because this still very much applies.

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

*yells loudly hoping the state of Michigan will hear me*

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

Why is no one else talking about the challenges of the mask & hoop earrings combo?

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

Quarantine just means we switched from saying "omg we need to hang out and catch up" and then never doing it to now saying "omg we need to FaceTime and catch up!" But still never doing it.

[NWP/ PageantsNW @Pageants_NW]

Top Five @missorteenusa:
missmegankindle
_amandabishop_
shaylamontgomery
@Holiday2468
Lauren Williams

Swipe ⬅️:
@missmonnone
@halsturg
katerinavillegas
@allisonecook
@NannerAlice

Applications are open for… https://t.co/0OctopPYRy

[Hannah Alice Patterson @NannerAlice]

@joshbelville But you’re talking about it! So on some level it’s working.