Naomi

asbestos specialist.

[Naomi @Naomi_Onek]

This didn’t happen, did it Daniel? 🫩

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

A French friend phones. I tell him I’m surprised that he is not watching the France-Sénégal match. He makes a peculiarly Gallic noise that I can describe only as a vocal shrug. “The legal immigrants are playing the illegal immigrants.”

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

The owner of van cleef watching everyone wearing his bracelets but only 30 were sold this year

[۟ @carmygf]

She's sooooo 😭😭😭😭

[Brynne @brynne13_]

Thinking about that time a man messaged me asking to hookup but keep it discreet so his wife didn’t find out and I said “you better pray she ain’t on Facebook because I’m finding her rn and sending this screenshot” and he said “ooooh off to save the world are ya?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[g3li @PBandGelii]

Microsoft Teams glitch is showing me as “Away”, baby I’m here

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

why do they treat y'all's president like a make-a-wish kid

[Billie @Billie_T]

England fans booing the hydration break, my country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[💧~Nɛssa~💧 @LadyEsdeath]

Porque estábamos de antes

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

"who are you cheering for"
me anytime a colonized nation score against a colonizer country

[gale @dissolvetoday]

buying oat milk here means finding whichever brand they’ve randomly made £1.50 that week instead of £2.30

[gina @___izzymaria]

LMAAAAAOOOOO, we all know what this means and this shouldn’t be celebrated.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It was great joining Njideka Akunyili Crosby — a gifted Nigerian-born, Los Angeles-based artist — to unveil our first portrait together. This piece reflects so many chapters of Michelle and my story, and we’re thrilled that it will be on display in the Hope and Change lobby at the Obama Presidential Center starting this Juneteenth.

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

I think someone's been having you on

[Big Yetty 💚 @yetunede]

I said one time if we agree to lock all the men in the world in one room, one woman will steal the keys and open the door for them.

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

They’ve banned social media before banning corner shop sandwiches. Ok.

[fugazi 🇪🇸🇸🇳🇨🇮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇷 @Fugazi_re]

The hair.

[Jeff Ihaza @jeffihaza]

bro tweeting like a club promoter i love it

[Alli$on @Alllycatt_]

The next roach or next man lmaoaoaoa aite