Dark Humor

This comically dark blog about my life is my next project— comically because I can’t make this shit up. “The best part about you is that I’m not you, I’m me”

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

I know how it goes it’s the back & forth opening of a mouth only to spend hours defending the letters that created the sounds that the words u say sound like when they bounce off the ear of another shit eating grin that feeds the mouth that won’t bite because it’s being satisfied

[Amita 🌹 @amerzwithlove]

NEW: 8 Things I learnt in 2017 ⭐️ https://t.co/2z8oIT145Y @FemaleBloggerRT #fbloggers #thegirlgang

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

“For how can one know color in perpetual green, and how can one know warmth without cold to give it sweetness?” -Steinbeck

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

“They would have lived happily ever after if the horse hadn’t had a flat tire in front of a dragon’s house.” #richardbrautigan #mayonnaise #booforever #theend #imadeachoice

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

https://t.co/sJJdKazjGF Trying to get my blog out there. Any retweets would be appreciated! #lifeblog #blogger #checkmeout #darkhumor #lifechoices #keepyourheadup

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

A mothers feckless attempts at parenting - https://t.co/ROIlxPqwUN #myblog #Icantmakethisshitup #MIA #missing #wheredidyougo #alcoholic #parenting101 #mother #parentoftheyear #loveyou

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

You can really lose almost everything, but if you are still alive and you have each other— you still have more than you have lost.

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

New Post! Sleep paralysis comes but not every nightmare is a dream. #mylife #read #sobernow #blog #truths #sleepparalysis #sober - https://t.co/IPTTxSwO0f

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

The things we don't remember - https://t.co/Dv4bgeTjkU #reallife #poet #sober #recoverymyway #inrecovery #soberissexy #drunkenramble

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

Sometimes, shit just kind of happens. https://t.co/mmDnNEDtHB’s-a-little-Bates-in-all-of-us #myblog #thisisreallife #parents #besober

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

Getting knocked down makes u wonder if u should just stay there— Don’t https://t.co/LJDrrfU3xm #myblog #shareme #abuse #gethelp #recovery

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

Batter up new blog post - https://t.co/rh6n8tkqMF deal with your emotions properly! #anger #rage #alcoholic #gethelp #blog #mylife #sober

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

New post: - https://t.co/eIXHfiaMv7 Revisiting memories can be rough so I lightened it up #followme #blog #mylife #sobernow #gethelp #accept

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

My morning starts @willystreetcoop a little writing and a cup of tea. #coop #willystreet #morningtea

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

Bottoms up! Like...Get your butt out of your chair and Do something about it. Make an effort to change your life. #getout #getup #getsober

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

New Post: "The good mom" https://t.co/tymEGF5S3v #lifeblog #sober #retweet #sharemystory #youcanrelate #kindnessmatters #depression #anxiety

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

Please help me get my story out https://t.co/LJDrrfU3xm. #sobrietybattle #courage #life #myblog #followme #chooselife #nomoresilence #bekind

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

Life is about making choices and for so long I forgot I had the choice. #chooselife #soberissexy #staystrong #sober #LoveMyself #imdoingme

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

The insomnia: sometimes I wake up and just decided I’m not going to try and sometimes I just feel crazy. #nosleep #keepforward #getsbetter

[Dark Humor @NaorNever]

One time I woke up half out of my car in my driveway with my face in a pool of vomit. I could have killed someone. #behonest #gethelp #sober