Zaac Christian

Sleeping. And thinking about sleeping. And thinking about the nature of what it means to sleep.

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

Chicago is a food mecca #love #chitown #giordinos #ginoseast #alsbeef

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

That moment you text your roommates when you mean to text your girlfriend. #fail

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

Discovered with @i4sh0t that there are only odd numbered radio stations #mindblown #conspiracy #evenhaters

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

That moment your student gases everyone out of the room #atomicfart #workharzards #gasmaskplease #chernobyl #highscool

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

This year my students have learned better hygiene than my roommates #subtweet #youstink #hygienebro #iepwin

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

That moment your bathroom smells so bad your friends go home #supersubtweet #wtfdidyoueat #airfreshenerbro

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

Camp Washington Chili #cinci #coney #3way4lyf #dedicated #hungry #roadtrip #springbreak #hashtag @probstmorgan

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

It's painful to listen to people talk about sports when even I know they're full of it #subtweet #marchmadness #yourecool

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

Anyone know of a place on campus that delivers grilled cheese? #hungry #toosicktomove

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

I don't care if you're 5 or 25, worms are still fascinating #maturity #throwingwormsatkids #whenitrains

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

If you're going to eat all my cookies, at least throw the empty box away #assholes #courtesy #uhooreo

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

Photobombing students' snapchats #professionalcreep #tongueout #makingfriends

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

All my students refuse to shave. Quote, "I want grow beard like you!" #highschoolbeards #badbeards #soproud

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

Someone put a twizzler in my toaster #toastedtwizzler #redgoop #brokentoaster #wtfwereyouthinking

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

When i grow up i want to be santa so i get to devour all the chocolate chip cookies! #fat

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

Skyline and steak&shake should get married and have a baby. #ZaacsConeysAndShakes

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

If you don't flush your shit won't magically disappear #psa #rocketscience #holdthehandle

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

That moment your student curses in Russian #soproud #mademyday #hadtodisciplinehim #conflicted

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

I found a piece of popcorn on the bathroom floor. Should I eat it? #temptation #5secondrule

[Zaac Christian @NapZaac]

That moment when you're gonna hangout with a friend and you each go to eachother's house #communicationproblems #areyouhome #sonofabitch