Ornell Napier

Question everything?

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Feudal lord with ocd having to open and close his drawbridge 6 times before he can sleep

[Ornell Napier @NapierOrnell]

@reaIsnowhite Albania taking over the world

[whis_pea @whis_pea]

Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.

[Ornell Napier @NapierOrnell]

@onbeinganangel Many people are saying this

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

been doing this a lot lately

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

My buddy is a professor of necromancy and he says that Gen Alpha wizards literally cannot read their Necronomicon. Like… they aren’t able to.

[Ornell Napier @NapierOrnell]

@isa2001m 50/50 Albanian-Polish and shorter than you, when do we start?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ @sighswoon]

howling at the new moon for a change

[Ornell Napier @NapierOrnell]

@donmexlar These questions are all existential in nature and revolve around the thought of death. Could be that your child is just a curious and intelligent four year old full of wonder, but I would be remiss to not say this sounds like existential OCD. Just something to keep an eye out for

[Ornell Napier @NapierOrnell]

@celestialbe1ng Friendly reminder to be really careful when supplementing thiamine at high doses, and especially with highly potent formulations. If you are truly deficient, the paradoxical reaction can be absolutely horrible.

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

in retrospect, legalizing sports betting was a horrible idea

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

[Ornell Napier @NapierOrnell]

@mileswestnow @MarmotRespecter Very good

[Ornell Napier @NapierOrnell]

@OgilvyTim @RichDecibels Just read it with an accent and it’s perfect

[Ornell Napier @NapierOrnell]

@ipsumkyle The wooshes are strong with this one

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Have we tried teaching the houthis how to code

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Seinfeld episode where Kramer and Newman are digging a tunnel and their tunnel hits the Hasidic Jews tunnel and there is a stand off over who has the rights to the tunnel

[Ornell Napier @NapierOrnell]

@douwanturfries @transcowboy So, so good

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

We’re so back? I don’t want to go back. I want to go forward. Let it be so over. Set your mind on building a new world.