Well, Waterloo didn't exactly go as expected. I was forced to abdicate once again, but I did it in favour of my son. Hopefully, they're dumb enough to send me to Elba again. Or I think America is looking nice this time of year...
I know it's been a while since I've tweeted any updates. My illness is rapidly getting worse. My life was devoted to the French people, who I love so dearly. My last words before signing off:
My God...the French Nation...my son...head of the army
#franceforever
Thought my exile in St. Helena couldn't get any worse. But I think my wife's cheating on me with the Austrian officer appointed to watch her 😔 #frenchgirlsaintloyal
Here's how my early retirement is going:
1. Congress is plotting to cast me away further
2. Austria won't let my wife and son come join me
3. The French govt. isn't even paying my allowance
Time to take action 😤 #bounceback
My own men have withdrawn their support for me after our failed invasion of Russia. Despite many victories for my empire, the wheel of fortune has turned against us. It is with great humility and sacrifice that I am abdicating the throne #TreatyofFontainebleau
Our gains from the French Revolution shall live on in the form of the Napoleonic Code, which will up hope principles of civil liberty and equality before the law!
Despite all the haters, I’m graduating from the Ecole Militaire and will be commissioned as a Second Lieutenant in the Army for artillery #blessed#officerstatus