Highpockets

Transmitting from somewhere in the Roanoke Valley. Reformed ne’er-do-well

[Highpockets @NappyCatfish]

A couple years ago someone gave me a $50 DoorDash gift card and I still haven’t used it as I am staunchly against such services. Thinking it might be time to get myself a 28” pizza. Thinking about such a big pizza is nice

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Turns out dry shaving with a relatively dull razor is taxing on the skin. Interesting

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‘Mandy’ by Barry Manilow rules.

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Hello,

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@sommjeans I live nearby Walton’s Mountain Museum

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Thrift shop today had two very friendly tortoiseshell cats & sells fresh homemade cookies on Saturdays. Shrewd business being done

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Getting poked up with the Pee Wee switch gotta be the worst death

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Want a Speed Queen washing machine

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@rocksteplindy I’d be hard pressed to think of anything. These folks are all 65+ so their homes are like lizard enclosures now.

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I think these are pressed, man

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@sommjeans If I mock up a prototype you’ll be first to know. We can beta test them and make adjustments

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I think sweatpants designed to be high waisted, like right below my nipples, would be comfortable to wear. Do not suggest I simply hike up normal ones as that would bunch up and squish my junk

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Finally accepted the fact I look like Snoopy’s brother, Spike.

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Ate Bojangles for lunch and Whataburger for supper. Y’all are gonna have to take me out behind the wood shed if I keep this up

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Should I buy a 1985 Toyota Hilux bobtail with a welding machine on the back? 63k miles, 4x4, but surprisingly an automatic transmission (which is fine by me tbh). Been sitting in this man’s yard for awhile and he’s only asking 6k. Seems suspect, but he’s a good guy

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This time tomorrow I will have a belly full of Whataburger in my grandmother’s sweltering home in Waco and I am thrilled

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Dumpster chipmunk zooming around this lunch break

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Texas in a couple weeks. Looking forward to spending time with my grandmother and some geckos.

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Whenever someone tries using the Merlin bird identification app around me I screech and scream