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How does this app work all I hear is screaming.

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Someone allow me to play a Bullywug Bard/Artificer solely so I can do this #dnd5e

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@HollyConrad Take is as your Wizard capstone spell, literally just creat a cloud of food for the entire battle

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My favorite part of any @SarahSquirm set is when she just becomes Moe Howard

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@SarahSquirm @BellHouseNY I’m in the splash zone Sarah and I brought an umbrella

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.@SarahSquirm should I bring a poncho for tonight's show? Wanna be prepared

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@babygirlkalleah The older I get, the more I come to accept that people become terror gremlins from the age of 13-17

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@babygirlkalleah My first boyfriend only dated me to make his ex-boyfriend jealous. When I found out, I fucked his Ex. Live and learn 🤷‍♀️

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@ZackSnyder A late, unnecessary addition to the discourse

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@RitaJosephNYC You got my #1 spot! Just voted Tuesday 🤗

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@blaiseseltzer Man, that dog on the right is one adorable lil fella 😍

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Ok, but Batman is definitely into pegging.

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@BeeMcBee1 Proving once and for all you don’t need a mask to fuck an AC unit

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@merrittk Do they still have the Vagina bowl display up?

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@spagnuolo_sarah Yaaaaaaaas

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@AuntyDonnaBoys “Why, it’s Christmas Day, sir!”
“They did it all in one night? Of course they did, they’re spirits after all!”

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Friendly reminder that two Bi People can be in a straight passing relationship, and that doesn’t just magically make them straight~ 🏳️‍🌈

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@ashley_wool I’m a bisexual dude who’s been openly out since I was 13. I’ve felt like ever since I entered a long term relationship with someone of the opposite sex, I’m not allowed in queer spaces. It’s left me feeling ostracized for most of my adult life. You’re valid my dude! Happy Pride!

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