Narc Saban

American

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I’d rather have a cup of coffee with Hitler than watch Travis Kelce play football

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Watching a movie and eating popcorn and jerking off and rubbing my balls and shaving my gooch and drinking a Diet Coke and

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Fuck my ass. My gay little ass.

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Tottenham first 3 games next season
Millwall (a)
Cardiff (h)
QPR (h)

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If you have a “please be patient student driver” sticker on your car I am RIDING YOUR ASS.

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4 women teeing off at 7:15am on Memorial Day. Shrink the game immediately.

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Bryson when I put US currency on him

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Surprised this isn’t Bud Light #GrassFairy #Gay

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Would kill to watch a Jags vs Titans color rush game on TNF rn.

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Excited to announce I’m starting a new job at JP Morgan Chase starting on Monday.

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I hate white people

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Thinking about Mr. Russini rn.

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Using Claude to find the fattest tits in my area

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Walking 9 today

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Imagine carrying a baby for 9 months and then when you poop it out you name it “Kevin”

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Yeah I was just talking to the president

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Hungover at work. Actively decreasing shareholder value today.

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This guy rang my doorbell trying to sell me fent

[Narc Saban @Narc_Saban69]

Do Billy Donavin next

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Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.