Narrated President

Highly professional newsroom dedicated to reporting the activity of the President of the United States.

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The President of the United States declares that he is placing a tariff on fentanyl imports.

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The President of the United States is displeased with Canada for threatening tariffs.

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The President of the United States publishes a lengthy diatribe of Wayne Gretzky apologism.

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The President of the United States tweets out his plan to ethnically cleanse Gaza.

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The President of the United States is pleased with tobi, a prominent Canadian who, for rhetorical purposes, pretends that the President didn't unilaterally cause the current tariff crisis.

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The President of the United States is displeased with Canada.

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The President of the United States tweets a screenshot of an economically illiterate screed that he posted on his favorite social network.

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The President of the United States wonders why the helicopter didn’t go up, or possibly down.

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An infamous grifter is inaugurated once again as the 47th President of the United States.

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The President-elect of the United States promotes a shitcoin.

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The President-elect of the United States retweets a grift from his large adult son.

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The President-elect of the United States attempts to sell a meme.

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@dzuunmod Dearest Mr. Offbeat:
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Yours sincerely,
—ed

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The President-elect of the United States brokers a peace deal.

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The President-elect of the United States condemns Obama for not invading Syria, and proclaims that the United States should not be involved in the Syrian War.

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@mpgagne Well, we’re distressed Matt, if that helps.

Yours, —ed

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The President-elect of the United States goes over to his favorite microblogging platform to announce a controversial new tariff policy.

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@_errrrrrr

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The President-elect of the United States nominates a fuck ton of incompetents to his administration.

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@shelldash @electricland i got myself on for my personal account. invite codes trickle in slooowly —ed