The Host

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[The Host @NarratingEgo]

ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ɪꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ.

ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʀᴜʟʏ ᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴀꜱ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀꜱ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛᴏʟᴅ.

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

// Honestly, a good reason to beat Host up is simply because he's /Host/

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

@Lucky_Ch4rm__ "The Host sees no reason to answer the question.

The other is just going to forget again."

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

"Stop promoting your stupid show, I'm trying to narrate you dying."

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

@Lucky_Ch4rm__ "He's really not."

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

"The Host is going to be sick, why are people confusing him and /Bim/ of all people??"

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

@Lucky_Ch4rm__ "Because he's going to die, and I think it's amusing.

His shout outs are /annoying/, though."

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

@Lucky_Ch4rm__ "Bim Trimmer."

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

@Lucky_Ch4rm__ //

I have Yandereplier: @/YandereMarkie

And Yancy: @/PrisonBirdYancy

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

// *Sits cutely*

I /also/ have more ego accounts.

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

@Lucky_Ch4rm__ // RIGHT!?

Host has /so/ much potential man, I /love/ it

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

// Someone tuning into Host's show only to slowly get unsettled that details in the current story are a little /too/ familiar.

But surely they're just being paranoid, and that creak in the floorboards was just their imagination....right?

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

// That he is.

Bim'll be fine. They can't die in a way that matters.

[The Welder @RadiatedEngine]

// Can't believe Host is just gonna let Bim die like that

Literally the worst Ego

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

/Should/ he stop this?

Probably.

Is he /going/ to?

No. It's an interesting story to narrate, after all.

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

"Eat the burger.

It's fine."

:)

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

"It is the Host's job to narrate.

He rather enjoys how it makes people feel."

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

No he's not.

:)

[The Welder @RadiatedEngine]

Host is going to get his ass beat

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

:)

[The Welder @RadiatedEngine]

Laying on the floor.

Please don't step on him, you /will/ break something.

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

A slight head tilt, grin in his face.

"/Are/ you?"

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

He knows.

That's one of the reasons he does it.

:)

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

It doesn't matter, nor will Host give an explanation.

Besides, he's too busy narrating Simon.

[The Host @NarratingEgo]

"Oh, this month keeps getting interesting now doesn't it?"