If I have 100m, I'm going to use 5m to do a wedding.
If I have 50m, I'm going to use 2.5m to do a wedding.
If I have 25m, I'm going to use 750k to do a wedding.
If I have 12.5m, I'm going to use 375k to do a wedding.
If I have less than 12.5m, I will buy kolla and a keg of palm wine to go see her parents.
If my wife isn't happy, let her contribute to her dream wedding.