PlzDontTouchMyRazz

All you do is talk, I ain't got shit to say

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

Nooo babe it only looks small because you’re not looking at it in 70mm

[Carl @CKRosekilly30]

When all your mates have been drinking pints and it gets to your round and they decide they want double rum and coke:

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Lying about Mitch McConnell’s death to avoid a special election is election fraud.

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

Complaining about my stomach hurting after knowingly eating some bullshit

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

France and England in a meaningless 3rd place game

[Ronald Cross @RonaldCrossPeru]

Inglaterra descubre que si sigues atacando después de hacer un gol, puedes hacer incluso más goles.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Unpopular opinion: The fact that they can quickly install data centers nationally means they could've been updating infrastructure which they claimed was too difficult and expensive.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[Renee @PettyLupone]

He targeted her leg like a pro wrestler 🤣

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

The World Cup Final goes through La Masia.

[Sam Dumitriu @Sam_Dumitriu]

It was smart of Tuchel to rest Saka against Argentina so he could be fully fit for the third place playoff.

[brenda ⚢ @deerf3mme]

texts between me and my 13 year old brother who is speaking way too loud while gaming with his friends

[- Flop - @flopardinha]

Vsf parece cena de Scooby-Doo

[I'm Pressure Y'all Pressed @kiss_my_grits01]

I've seen a lot of things before, but I've never seen somebody give an ostrich a WHOOPIN'. 😂 The way he grabbed that bird like it owed him money... I AM DEAD. 💀

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Erling Haaland and Zlatan Ibrahimović discuss how the U.S.A. markets its World Cup team better than most countries and how impressed they were at World Cup coverage, but explains why Team USA's loss to Belgium felt like a major setback:

“They really push it in this country. In other countries, it would be like, ‘Whatever.’ They focus more on the flashy things, while tactics and how you actually play become less important. If the U.S. had won, would've been good it would’ve been viewed as a successful World Cup. Instead, the conversation became, ‘They haven’t developed we’re still where we were 20 years ago.’ They had momentum but then reality set in”

-Zlatan Ibrahimović

[Bukhari @5yed7]

Your barber when he sees you somewhere random and you have a fresh cut

[real @aadoniscreed]

Was supposed to go to a wedding on the day of OSU-Texas and miss the whole game but the guy started abusing her so she left him and cancelled the wedding

[Animal Mother 🐺🗡️ @Engxxxge]

😂😭😂😭

[𝔻𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟 @ErikaKohutdotie]

Alright, 8 likes. Clearly the demand is there.

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

“L Clasico”