Kerry Obasuyi

Nasty Bitch ... Judge Me If U Lyk!!!

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

Every girl has a price. For some its diamond rings, some its fried rice & for some its just a bottle of La Casera

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

After President Bush vomited on the Japanese Prime Minister, a new word entered their language. Bushusuru means “to do the Bush thing."

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

Your Bio Says,PAY ME N I WILL FUCK U...N I Mention Saying "How Much Is Ur Price" Then U Said Am Rude...Bitch Pls Is Ur Bio On Auto-change?

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

Welcome to NIGERIA,where bathrooms have turned to photo studios and yahoo boys think they have a brighter future than graduates.

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use? Trainer replies: Use the ATM

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

I rather have some simple sex than some painful love

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

Thanks for texting me first and then ignoring my reply.

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

A woman has to love a few bad men in her life before she can appreciate a good one.

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

Drinking someone's Urine can cure hangover.

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

Women are more influenced by how a man smells rather than how he looks.

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

U got Leviticus 18:22 "Forbidding Homosexuality" tattooed on Ur body, Not Knowing dat Leviticus 19:28 Forbids Tattoos

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

Madonna's 55, her BF is 26. J.Lo is 44, her BF is 26.Mariah Carey's 43, her hubby is 32.Still Single?Don't worry he might not even be born

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

U playin wit a baby outsyd Ur house tying just towel & as U threw d baby up, d towel fell off. Which will U grab first, d baby or d towel?

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

It's funny how girls who have sex with different boys for FREE laugh and look down on girls who have sex with different boys for MONEY.

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

My name is FILTER, My name is FALL, and Together, we are FEE- SQUARE «--- NTA Maiduguri won't kill me ☹

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

Finding a cockroach in Ur wrap Gala is not a Problem....Finding half a cockroach in Ur 'half-eaten' gala is d PROBLEM

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

I am strongly convinced RIM has the solution to Blackberry battery issues. They are just waiting to make it the selling point for Bold 17

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

U know if Naked girls should rob a bank, no one will remember their faces. Right?

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

A baby shouldn't come as a surprise to U. U had unprotected sex, what did U expect? A plasma TV or a refrigerator?

[Kerry Obasuyi @NastyKerry]

U buy a porn VCD from the roadside... U get home, only to realize that it was an episode of "Winning Ways" by Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo ☹