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Nasty Neighbours ranting and raving are unfortunately a daily/nightly occurence in my life - so due to popular demand here it is!

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@Trevornoah saw you on Jay Leno last night! Absolutely awesome :) Making us south africans proud! Can't wait to see the next one! ;)

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Mr is accusing Mrs of sleeping with over 11 men when she was single, she maintains it was only 4... And she was lonely and single... Fair...

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Mr wants full access to all Mrs sim cards to view all the illicit pics and leud messages going back + forth between Mrs and her boss...

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Nasties not giving it a rest tonight... Mr Nasty has a sex tape on his laptop of Mrs Nasty and another man! Of course he won't show her...

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Mr Nasty suspects Mrs Nasty has illicit pictures of herself shagging other men on her Vodacom sim card - which she refuses to give him!

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Mr Nasty has downloaded a sex video of Mrs Nasty and someone else! It's on his laptop!! He is now asking for her phone as he suspects....

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And then... The lights went out and The X-files music filled the air... Stay tuned! Have a feeling its not over...

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Whoops! Mr Nasty called Mrs Nasty a filthy wh@re! Paranoia is rife, Mr Nasty has multiple sim cards and must also be shagging everyone!

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Mrs Nasty is appalled & quote "too sh!t scared to sh?t" in case Mr Nasty thinks she is shagging someone (or everyone?)

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Plus there's the case of the missing condoms! They were there in the morn & now gone! Mr Nasty very suspicious of skanky Mrs Nasty...

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Mrs Nasty must have got some at work as she left a very horny Mr Nasty in the morn feeling in the mood & returning home not in the mood!

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The Nasty Neighbours are alive & well & up to their old tricks! Mr Nasty has accused Mrs Nasty of wearing a revealing slutty top to work...

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It really is a black Tuesday when tax payers aren't allowed to know where their hard earned money is going... In complete protest!

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Watching "He's just not into you" - aaah... The pathetic games people play...

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Calories (noun) - tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night

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The Nasties have been suspiciously quiet...they've either killed each other, run off with their lovers... Or its a conspiracy! Dum dum dum..

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The Nasties are to us what "weird ugly naked guy" is to Monica + Rachael... You just can't ignore the pure bizarre nature of it all ;)

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"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults" - anonymous

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www.YourDictionaryOnline.com - nounpl. nasties - an offensive, objectionable, or very unpleasant person or thing... (Aptly named neighbours)

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Mrs Nasty is constantly defending herself and her honour... Her biggest defence tactic is Mr Nasty's porn collection + his ex-wife!