Having a cis straight guy best friend quickly makes you realize most queer theory has a very clunky and invalidating real world application.
My best friend will go “yeah Sam you’re a woman and I really don’t think about it any harder than that” and it’s miles better
looking for a gf, she must:
- love me (optional)
- have a short range tesla cannon
- be able to jump long distances
- turn angry as her ultimate
- have a dome shield to counter aoe slop