Jon Matos

Nat One guy, gamer, liker of things and beer

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@NatOneJustin That joke brought to you by The Wiggles ("Do the Propeller"), and delirium brought about by the general lack of sleep that accompanies a 9 month old.

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How did the Good cleric's airship fly?

It was pro-Pelor powered, of course.

#badDnDjokes

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RIP in pepperoni @NatOneAJ. You died honorably, by being zombified by a Chryssalid and mercilessly shot at by your former comrades in arms.

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I mean, if the cumbox story taught us anything, then this is true.

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Gotta amuse yourself between turns in Civ 5. If onky that was all it took...

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When your #deltagreen campaign needs to sync up with a bachelor party, you pit your PCs against living statues in beer pong.

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What four cereals make your Mount Rushmore of cereals? Crunch Berries? Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Cheerios for the sheer staying power?

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No troll left behind!!!

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@NatOneAJ @NatOneJustin @NatOneProduces Good. Gooooood. Yes, let's make sure things go swimmingly.

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@NatOneAJ @NatOneJustin @NatOneProduces We need to chat about that btw! Did it with Gavin to make sure that there were no secrets or misunderstandings about how HERMES functions.☺️

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@NatOneJustin, @NatOneProduces I'm running with this, bee tee dubs. ARCHIMEDES has some shit prepped for his TROPHY cell.

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Detachment Idea - Lindbergh's baby was actually taken away by covert gov't agents looking to suppress his eldritch powers. Now he's escaped.

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Having beaten Persona 5, I'm tempted to go back and play Ps 3 & 4 again. For some reason the endings to those struck a bigger chord than 5.

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@TheNotebookGM The ideas may have been crazy, but they were crazy cool. Me gusta. Draft away! =D

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@TheNotebookGM @TitosVodka Fun fact, "cocktail" is an anagram of "licks taco."

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Loving @NatOneJustin's #5e #DnD campaign so far. Great cast of characters, a cool world made in #Microscope, and a plot to make loads of $.

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@NatOneJustin Next time I play through I wanna try to get everything max'd. Oh boy. Still gotta finish this 1st playthrough.

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@NatOneJustin And you're gonna make all the same bond decisions and stuff and then get to the end and new new game plus and the cycle continues again.

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@NatOneJustin @hrldofgalactus Yeah, see? No clue how it happened, but she 100% Nat 1'd that Nat 2. #failedsohard #butitwasawesometoo #memorablepoohs

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@NatOneJustin @hrldofgalactus Next time my 3 month old blows out a diaper with an arguably impressive deuce for anyone let alone someone that small, I'll letcha know. 💩😉