Nate Robinson

all opinions are my own but predetermined by a Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

Fire Kenny he’s horrible

[Dan Gilbert @cavsdan]

Ok @cavs fans, feel familiar? Clearly it’s not ideal, but we have done this twice already. We go home, win 2, and then it’s a 3-game series and we win it in 6 or 7. Keep believing. Let Em **C**** Know!

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

GET JAMES HARDEN OFF MY TV

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

When I was 11 we called these imaginary friends and stuffed the people who had them into lockers

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Zuckerberg explaining how Meta is creating personalized AI friends to supplement your real ones: “The average American has 3 friends, but has demand for 15.”

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

If you get hangovers it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

This happens to Mahomes and it’s 15 for targeting

[Tedd Buddwell 🏀🏈 @TedBuddy8]

hard foul by Jayson Tatum on Donovan Mitchell

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

Browns offensive strategy should just be punt immediately and let our defense try to score

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

The mixed relays in Swimming and T&F are electric

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

@EthanLudlam big W

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

Potentially hot take I love the Spotify AI DJ, that being said, can I get a late 60s voice like I’m listening to KHJ all day? @SpotifyUSA

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

@EthanLudlam @DragonflyJonez So niche I love it

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

@EthanLudlam How could you have foreseen the strip sack fumble recovery for 6

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

@EthanLudlam Ah yes our centennial prohibition, right on cue

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

@JoeyVotto First 2 are struck out swinging, then I give up and take 648 straight struck out looking maybe 1 walk/ hbp if I’m lucky.

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

@Delta has effectively cancelled all their flights in Atlanta to the west coast, their app isn’t working, there are presumably no staff on hand and their phone lines have 3+ hour wait times.

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

@EthanLudlam

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

@EthanLudlam this movie was over for me with the prank call

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

@EthanLudlam She’s hunting you

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

Annihilation was the original cocaine bear

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at the bear in ‘COCAINE BEAR’.

The film follows a bear who ingests a 40 containers of cocaine and goes on a coke-fueled rampage.

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

@elonmusk Pair a deez 🥜

[Nate Robinson @Nat_Rob94]

I miss jokingly commenting “I can’t believe this website is free” on the most heinous shit