Natasha

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

And yet they still keep inviting him back to host SNL

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

the ultimate Patient Zero

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

The best TV show of the 21st century is 30 Rock. Prestige is fake. Tina Fey should be carved into a mountain. We can debate her flaws the way we debate Abraham Lincoln's suspension of habeas corpus.

[Aunt Leonie @leonielaugh]

sudden uptick in posts about yemenis being khat addicts and most of the accounts are based in saudi

[sappy @sappy_sappho1]

really underrated part of this video is that they filmed it at ground zero

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

What I imagine would happen if someone found out about the mistake I made at work

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This app is making me sad. I will be saying goodbye and returning to my other job besides tweeting, which is playing wide receiver for the 49ers.

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

what a privilege to have a choice

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

I can’t think of a better vehicle for commuting 45 miles each way to a corporate email job via a tollway in North Texas

[❄️ winter ❄️ @_winter_wonders]

"We repair it. We maintain it." uhm that's actually against John Deere's terms of service buddy enjoy the predator drone

[Ben Tribbett @notlarrysabato]

This is what happens when candidates are all using ChatGPT for their campaigns. These guys are running against each other.

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

we need to arrest @SouthwestAir for sending me an email every morning saying they have flights for $59 when they in fact do not!!!!

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Maybe Mitch McConnell is secretly taping "The Masked Singer." We don't know.

[Warren @swd2]

Not one goddamn thing in the Middle East was worth this little girl not having her dad. Let Netanyahu fight his own wars.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

She died to re-open a Strait that was fully open.

[Covie @covie_93]

She was 19, one year younger than trump's grifting son who spent Sunday afternoon relaxing at the World Cup.

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Pete Hegseth: the flyovers will continue

MAGA: yeah!!!! Suck it, libtards!!!!! It’s okay to love America!!!!!!!

Blue Angel pilot: I made a calculation error, did not mean to do that, and I’m very shaken up by the incident

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day

[cole @juul_survivor]

My dad texting me a grocery list while I'm at happy hour and I remembered that's why I left the house in the first place...