Nat Schmidt

// "Why would I wear my contacts when there are people I don't want to see?" - Natalie Schmidt //

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

i hate when energy drinks are marketed toward men. what could they possible need energy for? telling lies??

[Nat Schmidt @Natalie62600]

It’s not me if I don’t constantly complain about money and buy a $70 Ralph Lauren baseball cap in the same breath

[Nat Schmidt @Natalie62600]

Man overheard in Westclock parking lot:

“Idk bro I’m a Gemini so”

[Rate the Refs @Rate_the_Refs]

A hold was called here on a very uncatchable ball and almost no contact! #Rigged #SuperBowlLVII

[Nat Schmidt @Natalie62600]

#RIPJimmyFallon a year ago today

[Nat Schmidt @Natalie62600]

I would just like to say #Euphoria #EuphoriaHBOMax #CASSIEHOWARD

[Nat Schmidt @Natalie62600]

@WaltDisneyWorld @nbcsnl This a collab? #DavidSPumpkins

[Nat Schmidt @Natalie62600]

@WaltDisneyWorld @TofuttiCanada What do I have to do to get y’all to make dairy-free Mickey bars ??

[Sophia Rose @SophiaRDicapua]

All I can think about is where the hell the Spider-Man trailer is now??? Movie is in December!!!

[Nat Schmidt @Natalie62600]

I demand a cheaper by the dozen reunion

[Nat Schmidt @Natalie62600]

Being drunk on disney transportation is a whole new experience

[Sophia Rose @SophiaRDicapua]

Friday, I’ll be at the Tonight Show. I’ve waited SOO long to say that again.

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

feeling seen by olivia rodrigo

[Tara Dublin @taradublinrocks]

Debra Messing should be playing Lucille Ball, PERIODT

#TeamDebra

[Sophia Rose @SophiaRDicapua]

Sorry, I don’t care if she’s her twin sister. Bad casting, should’ve been a comedic actress.

[hold.btc @BoredWeb3]

The Doors in Germany, 1968. 📷 Ulf Kruger.

[Nat Schmidt @Natalie62600]

Only I would listen to ZZ Top while doing my Western Classical Music homework

[Nat Schmidt @Natalie62600]

Please sign: https://t.co/h0sYq0ucrW

[Nat Schmidt @Natalie62600]

@MrRPMurphy Here me out, an even darker retelling of Heathers but still set in the 80s because ~aesthetic~

[Nat Schmidt @Natalie62600]

Legally Blonde is annoying 😘

[Megan Hilty @meganhilty]

What Broadway opinion gets you this reaction?