Natalie

Adulting is hard. At least I make a mean lasagna.

[Natalie @NatalieBise]

"We've received a 'lock it or lose it' notification from the North Charleston police department due to the influx of incidents in the area" is apparently the complex's way of avoiding saying that there has been a bunch of incidents in our complex

[Natalie @NatalieBise]

Honestly kinda sus that my apartment complex hasn't sent out an email about the multiple vehicle break ins last night like I smell a company trying to cover it up so that their residents don't leave

[Natalie @NatalieBise]

A brief view of the #afflyover #flyoverfriday #airforcesalutes from North Charleston, SC

[Kayla @lilsimsie]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a simmer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if taking away the pool ladder helps

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10

[Natalie @NatalieBise]

Finally bought @lilsimsie merch. Definately a good idea. 10/10 big fat mood

[Natalie @NatalieBise]

Honestly wondering why the 1% doesnt invest in renewable energy sources because 1- theres a lot of money that can be made in there and 2- so their children/grandchildren can actually have an inhabitable planet to use their money on in 50 years. Just a thought I've had recently???

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

old town road, but played on my synth

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Moosey. He did his best, but it wasn’t enough. Hopes you’re still proud of him. 14/10 please give him a boost

[Trooper Brittany SCHP @SCHP_Troop7]

Please share this video about seatbelt usage with everyone
you care for. You never know what you can’t control.
#BuckleUpSC
#SeatBeltsSaveLives

[Can You Pet the Dog? @CanYouPetTheDog]

You can pet the dog in Dog Petting Simulator

[David Frum @davidfrum]

The White House today issued a statement from President Trump denying that he ever met E. Jean Carroll in his life. Here's the @NYMag photo of the two of them talking in 1987

[Natalie @NatalieBise]

Apparently I figured this out in 2017, but I am figuring it out again in 2019

[Natalie @NatalieBise]

So I just realized that there is a greater time difference between east coast US and Hawaii than there is between east coast US and the UK

[Natalie @NatalieBise]

Honest question so if you over whip your eggs accidentally while making lemon bars does it make sense for them to turn into lemon meringue bars because that just happened I think???

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

nobody

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[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

Officially introducing to the world: Pop-Tarts Ravioli. Also, this tweet serves as my 2 weeks notice. Bye.

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

Police found a "deranged person standing outside in the cold hugging a pillow" was actually just a cardboard cutout of MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell https://t.co/71CUiZzTjl

[Ayo J @AyoJFGC]

I made something cursed