Natalie Galluzzo

QUC '22

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

#BREAKING: Joe Biden has been elected President of the United States, according to an AP race call. https://t.co/Ktba34KmMQ

[b @doyalikebaileys]

my little sister is staying home for her first semester of college so i'm gonna puke in her shower and set off the fire alarm at 3am so she can get the true freshman year dorm experience

[Jay Ward @jaywardisme]

Damn that’s crazy. How come they don’t be finding the kids that get shipped around like they do these drugs 🤨

[wyatt f @wyattfair]

I want my weighted blanket to kill me

[Natalie Galluzzo @NatalieGalluzzo]

@adamgreattweet @CrimeJunkiePod

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

If I ever get murdered, I want two white women with a podcast to solve it in their free time

[Nathan Rivera @fishyfourtweets]

I once knew a place...

[Jenya 🧪✨ @xhimichka]

when i say this happens every time ESPECIALLY with older adults

[Jenya 🧪✨ @xhimichka]

person: so what do you study?
me: chemistr-
person: Oh i HATED chemistry in school it was the WORST! it was my LEAST FAVORITE subject i didnt understand ANYTHING i wish i NEVER heard of an electron

[Min Jin Lee @minjinlee11]

I wish we could do a 3 week national lockdown; pay each household 1000 per week to stay home; require & provide masks to *everyone* then test everyone so we can start over in Sept. I’m pretty sure it would be less disruptive & expensive than what we’ve lost. I miss everyone.

[Kaleem Beats @ayokaleem]

Nobody:

NC State Troopers:

[sasuke hate account. @krispykuf]

I literally love the fact that people getting unemployment and getting some rest. Please ball out for me y’all, cause I’m still a slave to the work force 😭

[Summer Keir ☀️ @keir___]

There should be 21+ skating rinks. I ain’t tryna see them kids

[emily @kingofthedonies]

Just a reminder threatening self harm and suicide to manipulate someone into maintaining contact with you is emotional abuse.

[Homelanders milk @St0rm124g3r]

@JackInacker @victxrrrs https://t.co/iJ9TAzumyw

[victor ❂ @victxrswrld]

This literally looks like an episode of Parks and Rec.