Natalie Jordan

“When I’m breaking the rules I’m break dancing “- Michael Scott

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I just wanna wear cozy clothes 24/7

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Not me going out of my way to give my tortoises filtered water instead of tap 😂 who am I? These animals have survived millions of years on non filter water 💧 lol

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I did something right to get one thousand “I love you,mama” throughout my day ♥️✨💌🥹

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My husband has his birthday off work this year & last night he has the audacity to tell me “I’m taking Max to Disneyland” umm no not without me you aren’t buddy. You can take him to Knotts lol

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I love my son so much but when I’m home with him I literally cannot do anything else but play with him. I try to do laundry/ clean, etc. he follows me crying/ yelling “play with me”

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I wish I had someone to talk Game of thrones to… I’m reading the book and it’s all I can think about! Soooo good

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Max has this thing right now where every night he asks Connor and me to cuddle him, “squeeze him”. So you’re telling me this phase is temporary?! Absolutely sick over the thought of one day hearing him ask for the “last time” without knowing it.

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I forget to breathe when I’m watching a Nate Diaz fight

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The South is really SOUTHIN’ because what do you mean they overturned the white man, Alex Murdaugh’s murder convictions?! 😭

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After last nights episode of Survivor I turned to my husband and said “who likes this stupid show?” All because my two favorites went home in the same episode & I’m heartbroken.

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How come people in MLMs post pictures of their payment notifications but ALWAYS cover how much the payment is. If you want someone to join your team, show me how much money you are making! I’m not joining a MLM it just really BUGSSSS me

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When someone tells me they are a cat person over a dog person IMMEDIATE no. I said what I said

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I just had to drink Diet Pepsi because they didn’t have Diet Coke and excuse me but what was that? I might die

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Seeing all the dodger fans at away games always gets me… that’s willdddd but Go Dodgers! We all love LA

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California’s rules of evidence are unnecessarily complicated and I blame the OJ Simpson trial. Guilty, iconic, and still causing problems decades later. *cries in Californian 😭😭*

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My sister is Type A and the things I do now/ how I live my life makes her spiral out of control lololol Hot mess express. I showed up to my work out class with a hole in my crotch & I still did the whole class byeeeee

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Also I used to think I was a very type A person i.e organized, perfectionist, etc. Turns out since having Max I’m very much not a type A person lol Where my type B mamas at?

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Being left handed I only write in pen because pencil smudges & gets all over my hand. Anyways writing in pen I spell words wrong, I look at it, know it’s wrong & just keep writing lol good thing no one can read my handwriting. I can barely read my own handwriting sometimes

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It amazes me how many parents don’t play with their kids at the park. Connor & I always end up playing with Max and 4 other kids while their parents are no where to be found

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Norte Dame being left out of the playoffs…. Playoff committee yall are wildin & dumb. Something needs to change