My New Year’s resolution is to start removing my credit card when it says “please remove card,” in spite of the “processing, please wait” that follows.
Continuously suggesting hiking to my boyfriend, and then mid-hike remembering it involves heights, touching plants, and putting my hands in the dirt to advance: the three things I fear most on this earth (in reverse order).
If you think when someone’s birthday happens to be around Christmas is tough, imagine how hard it is to be married to the President with Valentine’s and President’s Day one week apart! #Empath
Wish I could keep joking around with my coworkers, but too many end up replying that they’re “#Dead” or “dying!” or “fallen and they can’t get up, also low on oxygen, bleeding, can’t reach phone 🪦🪦🪦”.