Natalie Stumpner

Nurse. Mom. Professional Target shopper.

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

When you go to take another bite of food and realize you already ate it all.

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

I was just practicing the Floss in the shower.

Moral of the story is it’s slippery in there, and I’m going to be bruised until 2020.

[anna musser @annakmusser]

Y’all ever break your own heart from scenarios you make up in your head???

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

yessss sir 🙌🏼

[Jasmine Lawrence @jazzysie]

Do all boyfriends randomly twitch and spaz out in their sleep or is mine just broken????

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

@_youngwhiteboy 😁💓

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

@_youngwhiteboy Can’t wait to disgust you with how much food I can put down on Thanksgiving

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

Boyfriends 6 weeks ago:

OMG we are NOT watching the Bachelorette

Boyfriends now:

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

@_youngwhiteboy 😂😂

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

@_youngwhiteboy

[erk @erikaaabigail]

When my boyfriend raises his voice at me

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

@_youngwhiteboy Ope 😶😶😶 https://t.co/v8JHBzCeJ4

[Ciroc Obama @SwagSurfin__]

Fellas, when you're in a relationship nothing is yours anymore. Your parents will love her more. Your favorite shirt is now her shirt. Your favorite pillow is now her pillow. Don't even think about eating food or drinking around her because she will always want a bite or a sip.

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

@_youngwhiteboy 😂😂😂😶 ole Kermit :/// https://t.co/50qNOoHIK3

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

@_lysswilson @charlsi_awhyeah @gabrielle_gandy @hanban014 if this isn’t us https://t.co/bOvnWaQTn6

[Marina @mar_inaaaaa]

Man I really took summer for granted while in high school, now everyone’s broke & working nonstop PLUS you have friends who work a 9-5, some who work nights in restaurants, some who only work weekends, and NOBODYS schedules line up to ever actually see each other

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

@gabrielle_gandy fuck with that*

Don’t be lame

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

@_youngwhiteboy Carter wants ice cream tomorrow night

[Natalie Stumpner @NatalieStumpner]

@_youngwhiteboy https://t.co/yZlaXo1n2Q