Natalie AB

You should get in the habit of chewing with your mouth closed. Instagram @natalie__ab

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Why do people act surprised when a girl 25+ drinks a bottle of wine to herself.
#wine #friday #drinks #wino #wineoclock

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Interviewer: You seem to have left out your schooling and experience as an architect on your resume.

Me: I’ve been playing fortnite for about a month or so.

Interviewer: I’m sorry, you’re overqualified.

@FortniteGame #fortnite #FortniteBattleRoyale #architecture

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How extra can I be?

I put rose pedals in the toilet bowl water whenever I have guests over.

#Extra #lifehack #mua #ThirstyThursday #drinks #fabulous #yas

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My boyfriend almost left me cause I told him my Harry Potter house is “hustlepuff”.

#harrypotter #fridayfeeling #InternationalDayOfHappiness #follow

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@rickygervais No movie shows that people leave a clean up towel next to the bed when they have sex.

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Kim Kardashian can grow out 1 inch roots and look fabulous, but when I do it looks like I’m addicted to fentanyl patches.

@KimKardashian #fml #hair #makeup #ThursdayThoughts

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@ACSFX Are you going to do the JonBenét case??

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@brendonurie @FortniteGame @JakeChams I played it for the first time yesterday and couldn’t find anyone on the map and just ran around like a twat, axing buildings until I got shot. Quite similar to a Saturday night out 😕

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Friend: Ayy, you coming out tonight?

Me: Aw, nah I can’t 😔 I’m mad busy.

Reality: Sitting on the couch, in a T-shirt that smells like pasta, looking up what all The Sandlot kids are up to.

#weekend #drinks #thesandlot #sunday #sundayvibes #cheers #NationalMargaritaDay

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#hair #beauty #mua #makeup #beautyblogger #skincare #outfit #ootd #fashion

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💐Thank you so much for the gifts @nealandwolf 💐 I love these products because the volumizing… https://t.co/6v8iq38CfP

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#weekendvibes #music

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My boyfriend said, “You’re just stressed. Have a shower, your bottle of wine and you’ll be fine.”

That moment made me feel like a 54 year old woman stressing about the PTA meeting. It’s all downhill from here. #wine #WineWednesday #fml #NationalDrinkWineDay

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@evan_breen I wish my Mom aborted me so I wouldn’t have seen that tweet. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@brianaxgarcia Wishing my mother aborted me cause I hate that I live in a world with people like this.

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@sgrstk My favorite color isn’t yellow, but it ain’t blue either.

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@evan_breen Sebastian Bach 😭

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Ordering in 1920: Get me a pint of whiskey.

Ordering in 2018: Can I get a Malibu and coke with extra ice and a straw. #whiskey #FridayFeeling #drinks #weekend #weekendvibes

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Hmm...I've never said the word "comvee" unless I was talking about The Wild Thronberrys.
#drinkingthoughts #Nickelodeon #Nick #showerthoughts #friday #FridayFeeling