Natalie Carlson

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

Standing in front of the mirror and telling urself ur a bad b every morning & night really works wonders

[April Murphy @MurphyApril1020]

Body positivity is literally everything my dudes

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

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[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

13 yr olds went from hitting the Quan to hitting Juuls & it really shows

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

I said hell would freeze over if the Chiefs won the Super Bowl. And, well, here we are

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

Nobody:

My (angry) bf getting killed on Xbox: "If I didn't have AIDS or HIV I'd actually be able to kill somebody"

Me to myself: wow he's on x games mode

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

@Jenna_Walston You're not looking in the right place bb

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

My town won't judge the meth head crawling down the street but they'll judge me when I walk in to Casey's to pay for my gas in booty shorts when it's 25° outside

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

I used to relate "once you go black you never go back" to boys, but now I relate it to my lungs

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

Girl you ain't been loved til you been love by country boy with a big tummy but an even bigger heart

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

The only thing comforting about hitting rock bottom is that the only way to go is up

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

Rule number one: if my butt is bigger than his, he ain't my type 🤭

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

@kaden_calfee Okay sorry I took your spot at lunch today and pretended to be a better version of you

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

Move on, make bigger moves, live for yourself and don't give a heck about no bitches

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

Accepting friend applications

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

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[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

I never thought this day would come

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

“oh sorry I was going to save you a bite but then it all just fell into my mouth on accident” -bf

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

Why did god choose my generation to bring mullets back in style...

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

I’m sorry but if My Humps starts playing while I’m getting ready to go somewhere, expect me to be 5 minutes and 27 seconds late

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

If your boyfriend can fit into your clothes, you have a girlfriend

[Natalie Carlson @NatalieeCarlson]

If I’m not supposed to play my music that loud then why does the volume go up that high ??