sleazy car salesman

outspoken billionaire owner of the dallas mavericks

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

Nothing like a Saturday selling cars 🇺🇸

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

“You hear about dat sonic weapon we dropped on dose Venezuelans?
Yeah, it was the sound of Ginny Sack’s footsteps.”

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

He’s only 22 you sick fuck

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

Explaining to Patel party of five that they cannot get 0% for 180 months on a used Honda Pilot

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

If you are wondering why the showroom is filled with an atypical amount of lunatics:

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

Reminder that 80% of men are gay and your favorite RW posters are dorks:

Being a red blooded American man who loves beautiful women is one of Newsome‘s only redeeming qualities

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

T.Oing Indians:

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

Some of the greatest works of art ever created are cars. And most of them were, of course, designed by Italians.

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

Uptime has eclipsed Celsius as
America’s premier caffeine source

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

True professionals never
stop honing their craft

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

Desking deals on a Saturday

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

Final day of the month.
Pressing the action and
crushing Indian hagglers.

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

There is nothing quite like running
the sales tower on a busy Saturday

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

So many rats we got the plague 🐀

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

There’s nothing like delivering 15 cars and pocketing $5,000 on a Saturday

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

You can trust me.

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

Every salesperson’s worst nightmare:

[sleazy car salesman @SlezCarSalesman]

explaining the Shroud of Turin to
my employees in the sales meeting